11th Commandment: words and music by Phillip Stagg
After God made Adam and Eve They said, “Dad, do us a favor before you leave” God said, “Sure kids, anything for you,” “Oh yeah? Then give us something fun to do”
You gave us all of this but what’s paradise without a little bliss? A little somethin’ to keep us goin’ one day to the next
With a sigh came God’s reply and He said Let there be sex! He said, let there be sex! God said, let there be sex, let there be sex! Let there be sex!
At first there was the word And it was Aight! But when He saw nobody heard He flipped a switch and said, Let there be light Then He worked one day after the next When He was done it was time for fun and God said
Let there be sex! He said, let there be sex! God said, let there be sex, let there be sex! Let there be sex!
After 40 soggy days and nights it rained no more Noah got to row his a little boat ashore God went from one animal to the next He said, “Don’t be shy, multiply, that’s right!”
Let there be sex! He said, let there be sex! God said, let there be sex, let there be sex! Let there be sex!
Now, help me get this straight Not only does it feel darn good And a lotta people are doin’ it nowadays But now you’re telling me that God Himself says it’s okay? Well, if that’s the case I think I’ll just whip out my– BIBLE!
God sittin’ on His throne up in heaven Said, “What the hell happened to Commandment Eleven?” I wrote it between the lines in the Holy text If you got eyes to see, read along with me where God said Let there be sex! He said, let there be sex! Let there be, let there be, let there be sex! (Say, say, say, sex!) Let there be sex!
